Would you mind telling me then what those four years of college were for? What was the point of all that hard work?

Mary graduated.....and she's pretty shady about what she is going to do next. I think it's because she is either:





A. Joining a street gang--which doesn't require a college degree, by the way





or







B. Realizing that a History Major is better and is thinking about starting over






Anything is possible at this point.

Either way, it's gonna cost money, Mom and Dad!!